32 Results for year: 2016

SHC Christmas Extra!!!

Eh! Merry Christmas, ya friggen' beauts! The SHC has been active this holiday season, going out of its way to ensure all of its surplus beer somehow translated into holiday cheer. We had the Ugly Sweater Christmas Classic (USCC), a very special appearance by a Sober Santa Claus at the annual Xmas party, and somehow in ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 8

Week 8: The Week of Delicious Auspiciousness   What is this thing, anyway? It looks like the lower back of every girl I met in college Hot dang, folks! Week 8 was chock-full of lucky omens and kitschy goodness for the lucky puck-heads down at ol' Frozen Feiyang Ice Skating Rink. With the ongoing war between the KHL ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 7

The Skinny: Welcome back, folks! Week 7 was one heck of a doozie for the SHC community: we drank a lot of American Beer, stole a bunch of Russian pro's gear, and - in a move that surprised everyone - even managed to spread a loving dose of family-friendly Christmas cheer. Needless to say, the phones have been ringing ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 6

Week 6: Intrigue Behind the Scenes with the KHL! Sufferin’ Succotash, folks! With all the rescheduling and strong-arming by the KHL Executive goon-squad, it’s kind of hard to tell where ‘Week 5’ ended and ‘Week 6’ began. Many sources have reported that a major breakdown in communications happened when the KHL ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 5

Week 5 SCANDAL-NAVIA! It’s been a long week down here at the offices of the SHC (i.e., Barry Roe’s guest bathroom). And folks, you wouldn’t believe the amount of PR fallout we’ve been dealing with since the newest SHC scandal rocked us on Friday night! THE SKINNY The eyewitness testimonies are still ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 4

THE UNLUCKY WEEK OF DEATH: WEEK 4 Well folks, the infamous “Week of Death” has come to pass, and it proved to be just that for a few teams down at ol’ Feeeeeei-Yannnnggggtastic Ice Skating Rink over the weekend. At one point, in a seemingly ironic (expected?) incident, emergency crews were called in to put out a ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 3

In the words of the late, great Lynard Skynard, “Tuesday’s Gone with the wind,” and wouldn’t you know it, folks – so is Week 3. It was a weekend of pain; it was a weekend of grain (whiskey); it was a weekend of faux-celebrity fame. The madness kicked off on Friday night down at Ferocious ol’ Feiyang Figure ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 2

Good Golly Miss Molly, Folks! You won’t believe the excitement that transpired down at dirty ol’ Fanny-Feiyang Arena this past weekend. We had fans throwing tear gas onto the ice, drunken Czechs pouring beer onto the scoreboard console, and we even had an incident involving a visibly unnerved, bleary-eyed Kunlun ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 1

The Skinny: Great News, Everybody! After 4 weeks of attempting to decipher the coy responses from the management at the rink, and valiantly wrestling drunken KHL fans trying to steal our beer from the dusty basement we now call a storage room, the SHC finally kicked off its season. Admittedly, many of us in the ... More

SHC Draft Party Notice (Multiple Languages)

派对狂欢你们准备好了吗! 女士们先生们, 从商店里抓上一件衣服掸掉灰尘,今年最大的狂欢派对就要来临了。 上海冰球俱乐部年度派对将在9月3日盛大开展。带上你的铁哥们或老婆,女朋友或男朋友,或“特殊朋友”又或者不管是谁... More