OH. MY. GAWD. FOLKS.
We like, totes made it to week 16. And it's like, even though my parents are being total losers right now and literally grounded me for what happened last weekend. It was so totes worth it.
Pictured Above: Most definitely not the dvd cover of a plotless, 17-minute-long movie that ends in a ...
Holy Schmokes, Folks!
It goes without saying that we're a bit late this week down here at the offices of the SHC. However, it should be noted that March is one HELL of a month to be a teacher in China...
"It's times like these you either laugh... or wrap your lips around the business end of a shotgun"
But enough ...
Well dress me up and call me Finnegan, folks!
Every once in a while we here at the SHC miss a big story or two. And you know what? Most of the time it's just some random tidbit of semi-interesting gossip involving Sneaky Pete Helenius and the Feiyang figure skating coaches.
We didn't say anything about female ...
I know it's gonna sound a bit hard to believe, but the amount of ill-fated omens that transpired down at Ol' Unfortunate Feiyang during week 13 action was just uncanny. We had roaming packs of black alley cats in the visitor's locker room; a mysterious case of incurable super-athlete's foot that somehow ...