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SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 5

Week 5 Sweet Mother Mary and Joseph, Folks! We thought it was going to be a pretty slow week down here at the offices of the SHC, but boy oh boy, were we ever wrong! As it turns out, Remembrance Day weekend sparked a few flashbacks for some SHC vets, and resulted in some on-ice incidents that left a few onlookers with ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 4 (warning, contains an abundance of dick jokes)

Week 4 Sweet Geriatric Genitals, folks! As most of our loyal fanbase already knows, thanks to the ever-so-popular annual “Land of Smiles” tournament held in Bangkok this week, the vast majority of our beer league rosters were stripped barer than… welllllll… Irrespective of this perennial pilgrimage to the ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 3 (Yes, we can count)

Week 3 Sweet Jeez Louise, Folks! We here down at the offices of the SHC have been getting absolutely hammered with a slew of juicy reports over the past two weeks! Unfortunately for us, the website’s new low-cost Herzegovinian IT team moved in to Barry Roe’s guest bathroom and things got a bit dicey for a few ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 1

Sweet Cherry Cheesecake, Folks! Beer league hockey is BACK! After a terrifyingly long off season featuring a KHL team with a home rink that’s playing hide-and-go-seek around China, Phil Esposito chastising the NHL’s lack of newspaper coverage, and some scandalous draft party neckties, it’s time to lace up the ... More

SHC Extra: The Chiner Games (Summer League Finale)

The Chiner Games September 22nd, 2017 Well folks, it’s been an historic week for hockey in China, let alone Shanghai. We here down at the offices of the SHC have been taking on so many calls that the switchboard blew the fuse! (We really need to move out of Barry Roe’s spare bathroom… AND change the ... More

SHC Extra: Season Primer

Here we go again, Folks! Playoffs Recap Last season we spent the whole year down at ol’ Feiyang reporting on the game action as it unfolded, and there were a few doozies – that goes without saying. But the road to the 2017 Shangley Cup? I don’t think we here at the offices of the SHC have ever seen anything q... More

SHC Extra: “Da Beer League Beauty” Awards

Well folks, It's that time of year again! Yep, you guessed it - time to reveal your favourite beer league legends who will be takin' home the hardware for this year's annual "Da Beer League Beauty Awards". You see, every year we try our best to keep track of the half-in-the-bag madness that transpires down at fantastic ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 16

OH. MY. GAWD. FOLKS. We like, totes made it to week 16. And it's like, even though my parents are being total losers right now and literally grounded me for what happened last weekend. It was so totes worth it. Pictured Above: Most definitely not the dvd cover of a plotless, 17-minute-long movie that ends in a ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 15

Holy Schmokes, Folks! It goes without saying that we're a bit late this week down here at the offices of the SHC. However, it should be noted that March is one HELL of a month to be a teacher in China... "It's times like these you either laugh... or wrap your lips around the business end of a shotgun" But enough ... More

SHC Weekly Roundup: Week 14

Week 14 Well dress me up and call me Finnegan, folks! Every once in a while we here at the SHC miss a big story or two. And you know what? Most of the time it's just some random tidbit of semi-interesting gossip involving Sneaky Pete Helenius and the Feiyang figure skating coaches. We didn't say anything about female ... More